WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
Neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who Should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, And then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'
The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and You should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible That the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament And showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each Other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, He would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM And he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and See why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
The bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for this kind of contest.  

God may have created man before woman, But there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

1 year older...

This is a picture of me since I started taking photos of myself,myself! Haha...which is, from 2007 until now 2010 =D

Quite a lot of difference eh? I still remembered last year I listed everyone's name (almost everyone) on my blog thanking them for wishing me blah blah blah~ But this time I can't because there are too many of them! The 1st present I got today was from dear sister Jing Wen. There was a note, okie, 2 notes inside which really touched my heart and I almost cried. I didn't expect much from her but instead she gave me most love especially shown today. Which those that I expect much from, disappointed me more =/

Ahhh... no birthday song from that good friend of mine. Well, it proves a lot when a good friend doesn't wish you on your birthday... 

감사합니 다! Thanks! xD ♥

Thanks everyone that made my day! ^____^

try to read it?

몇 가지 일들이 그 어떤 사람들은 몰라도 돼있다. 나는 한국 드라마에 당신은 아름다워요 (Enwei 덕분에!) 할까 내가 한국에서이 게시물 그래서 기다리는거야예요 이후. 충분히주의 경우 당신은, 당신은이 게시물을 찾을 줄 읽으려고 시도하는 방법을. 그래서, 난 이미 언젠가 상당히위한하지 않은 조나단되었습니다 얘기합니다. 4 월 12 일 이후 지금까지. 내일은 내 생일이다. 윌은 그가 무슨 짓을하는지 살펴보십시오. 아 ... 난 이미 그를 그리워! T__T

몇 가지 나와 Jia Wern 사이 우리 각 사람 하루 종일 다른 얘기하지 만든 일이 있었는지. 그것은 분명 그녀가 내게 화를이야 아니면 내가 그녀의 화가이야. 그녀는 그냥 Ashvini 옆에 앉아있을거야.가끔은 내가 어떤 가까운 친구가 없어요달라고. 그렇다면, 그렇다면 자신의 감정에 대해 많이 나는 어떻게 내 기분을 지킬 수 없어 신경 필요가 없습니다. 난 아주 가까운 친구가 소원하지만, 내가 그렇게 나는 그를 갈 수 / 그녀가 내가 얘기 좀 해 ...

어쨌든, 마지막 일요일 나는 목사님 여호수아 Khong 반대했다. 나는 그 단어는 "반대"는 적합하거나 것이 아니라 난 그저 그에게 불리 갔어요 여부를 모르겠어요. 그는 내게 나쁜 응답했다. 사실은 상처의 일종 이죠. 난 내 침대에 있기 때문에 그와 같은 바보 목사의 부르 짖었다. SPM에는 그냥 빨리 마무리하고 JS 쿠안탄에 참석하고 휴가 및 KL기를 이동과 사도 행전 교회의 구성원이어야 싶어요.

Sports day

Straight to the point. My house lost...

I still remembered last year. Very clearly. Like it has\d just happened yesterday. All my seniors. They're just so cool...

Jing Wen ran her race. And she got 2nd place for both 200metres and 4x200 metres. Awesome girl. I didn't even get a medal for my race =/

there's this girl from my house. She ran and fell at the end. She had a serious cramp. She didn't have breakfast... she rested and got ready for 2nd race. This time she had to run 2 rounds (400metres). At 2nd round, she fell again. Cramp... I felt so sad for her and my team. though we're losing anyway, but she didn't finish the race. I felt like finishing it for her. But different catagory, cannot do anything also. She didn't cry but I felt like crying. This is LIFE...

Thoughts

Treat other people the way you want other people to treat you. No matter good or bad, we tend to treat other people the way they treat us.

人在睡着觉时是最好看的.

Take the initiative and talk to me. Then, I'd have the courage to talk to you =]

Do not think that I neglect you. 1st, please see what's my rank in your heart.

to be continued...

P/S: He's so cute! >__<

I think I'm in love

No matter how hard I tried, it's just hard to not like them huh.

Thanks to Enwei!

p/s: I'm NOT  a Korean fan. yet

1500m?!

yeah. tomorrow is the day where I'll be running 1500metres for my house for sports. It's so weird that they make it so early. And why can't I run on the actual Sports Day itself? DFA-ing... Maybe God doesn't wanna make it so embarrassing for me. Which definitely I'll embarrass myself >__<

So I went to school alone just now just to try out running non-stop for 1500 meters which is exactly 7 and a half rounds *gasps!*

1st try: 8 minutes

2nd try: 10 minutes

1st try: some unknown organ was aching. So I had to hold it tight so that it won't ache =/

2nd try: was tired already but the organ wasn't hurting as much as it did. Slowed down but last 2 lap I ran faster =D

But still 2 minutes slower than the 1st try.

I think it's bad. But... I shall do my best tomorrow. 1st and the last time running for Sports. By God's grace...

I'm not greedy. 1st place will be just nice to satisfy my soul. =__= 

fine. 2nd place is okie too =P

All the best, Ben'JazZ xD!!!

I'm not

I'm not the person you want me to be.

it's not easy to grow up.

I'm still touchy.

Being with you just make me feel like a very IMPERFECT person, so many things to change...

Talk

Ephesians 4:29 [NIV]

"Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen."

The Bible doesn't say anything about showing inappropriate facial expressions. I think.

That's the thing! Got scolded for what was shown on my face =__=

After thinking about it, I realized that I actually don't know what was my face like. What did I show on my face? I don't know!!!

Today, I talked less. And it comes out more. Some people misunderstood(which she should). Though I insist on: Whenever there's a problem arises in a relationship, communication must come second for prayer comes first ;)

I'd choose to tell that person what went wrong and how I felt after the incident. But still, I can't make it happen.

And I also found out that I don't like these kind of people: When I stop talking to them, they'll stop talking to me.

Why can't you just freaking talk to me?! =__=

Lazy laar for me to talk to you. You don't seem like you care anyways. 

Today, God opens my eyes to see what kind of friend you are.

PEACE....V


Gonna experience my working life again tomorrow. Which is walking around ECM and have lunch. alone. ALL ALONE. haha xD

You!

This post is dedicated to [him]! 

You you you... I know you know that I'm talking to you. I can recognize it by the way you speak. Owh c'mon! Don't get touchy. I change my mind/directions quite frequently so it might not be only you,you and you all the time. Still friends? ;)

Girls are like M&Ms

thank God I found him. LOL =X

Am I?

Sometimes, lil' things that we do can hurt other people's deepest inner feelings.

Sometimes, lil' things that other people do can hurt us in an unimaginable way. 

Am I being too sensitive or they're being too rude? I get hurt by lil' things that people say. Showing me faces etc etc. A girl that I've known since young, said stuff that stabbed into my heart. I chose to stay away from her. But, it just wouldn't work. Not that I need her, but I realized that I'm suffering more than anyone else can understand.

And two of you. Don't be so rude to me, I'm not letting it out on you because I know you're still young and IMMATURE. So, back off before I snap my finger.

x)

I dreamt about Raymond. 

 
gahhhh >__<

Punishment?

Someone didn't switch off the air-cond at the conference room and left it on for the whole night (definitely not me) and all 9 of us are punished for that. This Saturday and Sunday, wash the church toilet. It's not that I'm not willing to do it but because of the irresponsibility of some nuisance, all of us have to accept the punishment *innocent*

Plus, he has spoken to us in a very rude way [at least I thought so] and made me unwilling to do it. He also said that I can't comprehend well what he says. Like what the crap? Can you not use your so-called London accent and speak I-don't-know-whatsoever English to me? Please use laar proper Malaysian English. Wake up from your I-am-still-in-London dream =__=

For your profession, you're the 1st that I have a feeling of distaste towards you. I don't wanna talk to you. I don't wanna speak to you. I don't wanna look at you. I don't hear your voice. I wanna go to KL......... T__T

ACTS Church or City Harvest Church would be fine! [shawn lee!!! >__<]  xD